My Running Journey

TEN TOP SIGNS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH
CARE PLAN

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. (Hmm, wondering if
I can get that job)

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when
you enter the trailer park. (North Carolina & Missouri Special)

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicles. (Obviously
from Masachussets)

(7) The only proctologist in the plan: is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(working in Ohio I hear)

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An
Apple A Day." (Arizona plan clearly)

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month. (Marty & Steve Knows this all to well)

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," is not a typographical error. (DHB accouting method)

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." (Kathy and Weebs
researched this for dogs and nutty kids)

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them
(Gina orders this by the bushel)


AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE
PLAN

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a popsicle stick and
duct tape (Minnesota specialty)